... and the "Best Quote of the Week" award goes to:

Andrei Zmievski, for the following inspired snippet:

"Oh, if you are using a mail reader that screws up message threading, I will hunt you down and stuff you full of Perl internals until you look like a camel."

2024-09-22 Postscript—My standards for quote of the week seem to have changed. I debated restoring this post, feeling vaguely embarrassed for both myself and Andrei.